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Funny SMS-Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

Funny SMS-Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats why boys go to college regularly….   You may like to read...

Funny SMS-Life without u is impossible

Funny SMS-Life without u is impossible

Life without u is impossible Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren’t, I’m dead. Excuse me, I’m talking of oxygen....

Funny SMS-I’m getting married next month

Funny SMS-I’m getting married next month

I’m getting married next month I’m getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don’t bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME...

Funny SMS-I’m a killer, I kill people for money

Funny SMS-I’m a killer, I kill people for money

I’m a killer, I kill people for money                     I’m a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR...

Funny SMS-Dost mere marne ke baad

Funny SMS-Dost mere marne ke baad

Dost mere marne ke baad                     Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.  ...

Funny SMS-Dogs Find Bomb in my country

Funny SMS-Dogs Find Bomb in my country

Dogs Find Bomb in my country                 American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country japanese says, Fish play ball in my country Pakistani’s Says, eh ta...

Funny SMS-R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir

Funny SMS-R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir

R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir                   Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m...

Funny SMS-A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG

Funny SMS-A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG

A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG                     A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE,...

Funny SMS-I’ve written a poem for you

Funny SMS-I’ve written a poem for you

I’ve written a poem for you                   I’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you...

Funny SMS-God Apun Sa Bola

Funny SMS-God Apun Sa Bola

God Apun Sa Bola God Apun Sa Bola Kither Jana ka JANNAT YA Dozakh Apun Bola “Dozakh” U know Apun aisa kio bola becoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log wahi mila...